Gaypron

Any apron that a grocery bagger is forced to wear.

"It would be a perfect job, if not for the gaypron."

Note: This is just a word I've made for my work apron. It is not popularized.

by Claude L. Fleming, IV (Lee) April 9, 2005

gaypron

A cloth that a homosexual man uses to keep semen off his clothes while performing sexual favors.

Shaun never leaves home without his gaypron.

by heatherswa January 9, 2008

gapron

Absolute giga chad.

Gapron is 1v9 this game.

by Gapito bissousa January 27, 2022

gaycron

The unit for measuring gayness.

Dude, you are like 30 gaycrons away from Lance Bass.

by Chruck April 13, 2016

gayphone

Another (more popular) name for the iphone. Buying it a popular way of coming out.

Steve, I see you finally bought the gayphone. What? No, I'm not shocked dude, I knew all along...

by TexerS October 16, 2008

gayporned

The act of someone opening large amounts of gay porn on somebodys unattended computer at work, college, etc.

Bob: "I'm just headed to the toilet Steve."
Steve: "'Kay."
*Steve proceeds to open up many gay porn sites on Bob's unoccupied computer, Bob later returns, realising he's been gayporned*
Bob: "Oh, fuck you Steve!"
Boss: "What the hell is this, Bob!?"
Bob:"FUUUUU-"

by Go-bah Locks October 27, 2011

gapronch

a groin, penis, and crotch.

hey man, my gapronch has been really itchy lately

by reece gunn June 9, 2021