Gabardo

Turning rather simple mathematical equations into impossible monster equations that can kill the spirit of Engiineers

the prof pulled a gabardo

by phillip99 February 13, 2009

Straight Gabaaage

Anything that is just plain horrible.

1.)Ken: That broad with the snaggle tooth wouldn't stop smiling at you last night. What was her deal?
Matt: Awe dude, she was straight gabaaage.

2. My NCAA hoop bracket is straight gabaaage.

3.) Girls that wear those mini, half-ass dungeree jackets that stop half way up their backs are straight gabaaage. Seriously, look at your fuckin' self.

by schoener February 28, 2008

Gabe Newell

A large hairy beast. Though rarely seen, this beast can be found in the United States. This is an endangered species so hunting it would be illegal.

Bigfoot is the closest representation I can think of.

by that d00d September 15, 2004

Gabe

Gabe is one of the funniest people you will every know! He knows every button to press to make you happy. He has light brown hair, glasses, skinny, and he’s really tall. He is extremely friendly and respectful! He loves making stupid jokes. He might be a band nerd, but there’s nothing you won’t love about him! He always thinks of others! He’s kind of a flirt (depending on the person) and he’s a people person! He likes talking and won’t stop. He tries his best to know everyone! When he’s does wrong, he won’t stop till he makes it right. He’s very open about his life and opinion once he gets to know you. He might get shy about certain things, but ones he trust you there’s nothing he won’t tell you. He’s the most amazing and loving guy every! If you find a Gabe, don’t let him go! He will be your best friend no matter what! ♥️
Have you met Gabe yet?! He’s amazing!

Have you met Gabe yet?

by Ryleebear3 December 8, 2018

Gabagool

A spicy Italian sausage. Tony wants it but can't have it.

Tony: Who ate all the gabagool?
Wife: No more gabagool for you, the doctor said it's bad for you.
Tony: I don't give a f...!!!

by Pallomember May 21, 2015

Gabagool

Term recently used by Italians to define the "italian-wannabes", people sometimes of Italian origins (mostly Americans) who know nothing about Italy and are arrogant towards the Italians when they try to explain what Italian culture is actually like. The typical "gabagool" does not know how to speak Italian and is deeply convinced that Italians are exactly like television stereotypes.

- That gabagool insulted me when I said him that Lasagna is a type of pasta, not a recipe.
- I met a gabagool who tried to convince me that all Italians are olive skinned.

by Manuore March 10, 2021

Gabberflasted

To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.

I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.

by Thatgirlwheused2beurgirl January 11, 2010