Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

by Banshee & Ghost October 25, 2007

Guin-Gwan-Goh

Verb.

When a woman shakes her booty in a seductive manner

Shorty guin-gwan-goh and she drop real low

by NaughtymanJ April 13, 2022

sluts 4 Guinness

The 5 best friends.
Ones small
Ones a steroid user
Ones skinny

Twos fat
There all drug addicts or have been.
4 of them always drinks Guinness but only one doesn’t, also the gay one that drinks cider.

Yo man!!, 5 friends!, you know what that means!, we’re the sluts 4 Guinness

by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023

spiced rum and guinness

It's called the Doc Rock - made popular by The West Linn Saloon's beloved DJ, Doc Rock, in West Linn, Oregon.

Bartender, hand me a cold pint of Doc Rock (I.e. Spiced rum and Guinness).

by PDXBarFly August 23, 2015

Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 01, 2014

Pint O' Guinness

Guinness - A great beer according to the strait community, slang term amoung homesexuals for sperm.

Pint O' Guinness - Term used by homesexuals for guzzling sperm.

He drank my entire Pint O' Guinness

by Aberaham Lasternal October 29, 2004

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 02, 2008