beer-googling

the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.

"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"

"..."

"are you hung over?"

by eloh January 15, 2004

Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler

Some one who not only sucks cock but fondles your balls

Colten is such a cock gobbling ball juggler

by crazy9 September 14, 2009

Goochlings

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

gooberington

Is someone who is acting foolish or goofy

Mom your such a gooberington

by Go ho November 23, 2020

Urban Googling

Urban Googling is when a word/term doesn't make sense, and you need to know what it means, but you know you won't find it in a dictionary so you look on UrbanDictionary.com

Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS A GLOMP!
Guy2:I dunno
Guy1: Screw it, I'm Urban Googling

by MooMooFay August 19, 2010

Spring Googling

The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.

"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."

"Time to do a little Spring Googling."

by ijy April 19, 2014

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020