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Glory Hunter

Cockneys who support Manchester United. Not all MUFC fans are glory hunters though...
'You stupid southern twat, why don't you support your local team?! It's genuine Mancunian fans like me who have to take the flack for you dickheads!' - me
by zutroy July 8, 2004
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Glory Bib

Commonly practised, the Aztecs religious ritual of human sacrifice. Aztecs from ancient times, may have sacrificed more people to their gods than any other culture in human history.

One of the more bizarre fertility ritual, is the Aztec Male Fertility Garb, known as a “Glory Bib”, (or, “Flowers for Toci”). The creation of a sacrificial garment is done by extracting, flaying, & wearing the fresh skins of fetuses, in honour of the god Toci, during XI, Ochpaniztli, (from August 21 to September 9).

The ritual involves manually ripping the fetus, (i.e., forced abortion), from recently pubescent females’ womb, by the sixth moon (month) of gestation. After the skins are removed, the remains of the fetus is then consumed by the mother, & assemblage of the loincloth styled Bib may now commence. The wearer of the Glory Bib now has potency of Toci, for the remainder of XI, Ochpaniztli.

The Aztecs sacrificed to all the gods and goddesses often through bloodletting on the heights of the pyramids. When the great temple was dedicated in 1487, priests sacrificed thousands of people in a single day.

There is evidence that the ancient Celtic Europeans practiced & performed human sacrifice. These sacrifices were both voluntary and involuntary for the gods of their clan or to the Mother Goddess. Child sacrifice & abortion were practiced and were accepted as facts of everyday life, the necessary consummation of rampant sexual immorality.
One of the more bizarre fertility rituals known, is the Aztec male fertility ritual garment, known as a “Glory Bib” (or, “Flowers for Toci”).
by The Retributivist Bishop October 28, 2013
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glory fart

When an orgasm is so intense that all the gasses you have pent up in your ass come pouring out in a release of magnificent and noble flatulence.
I was stressing all day but when I blew a load in Jill I let out the most satisfying glory fart of all time.
by Steeple Dave March 12, 2016
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glory hug

When you hug a girl and grab her tooshie while hugging her
by The glory hug master February 8, 2018
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Glory Butthole

A glory hole, but big enough to fit a butt through.
Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”

Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”
by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 10, 2022
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Glory Hunter

A glory hunter is someone who says that they support whichever football team is at the top of the Premier League.

Often chavs or townies
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004
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Glory Boyz

The Glory Boyz are a vicious gang in the Waterboro area of Maine. They are always ready to kill if provoked. They have several social enemies, the most notable being the rival gang known as "The Phat Mafia". The Phat Mafia is another gang, but is more subtle in nature, unlike the Glory Boyz, who perform nightly raids on homes in the area. Anyone who comes across a member of the gang, (called a Glory Boy, respectfully) should treat them with respect, and if they have the cash, buy some OG dope.
"Aw shit, it's the glory boyz!"
"Yo I heard he's a glory boy, better watch out!"
by GBEDisciple November 5, 2013
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