garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.

John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!

by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018

garlic pussy

Sometimes when a girl digests large amounts of garlic her pussy starts to excrete similar smell. Once fingered the smell will stick with fingers for days even if you tried to wash it off.

Caution: Using condom when having an intercourse with a girl who is suffering from garlic pussy syndrome is highly recommended.

Joe: Dude, did you just have some Italian food, your fingers smell like garlic!

Mike: Nope, my girlfriend did!

Joe: Oh, got ya! Garlic pussy syndrome! I hope you used a rubber!

by D3acon85 December 9, 2010

Glarg

A feeling of boredom, frustration, and general engineering-ish-ness.

University Student 1: Glarg
University Student 2: agreed, I do not like this either

by Fraser K. February 7, 2008

Garland

City in the east of Dallas. Garland might not be rich but its chill. We got fine Latina chicks and real ass niggas that dont be actin a fool all the time. We might have crime and gangs but we always keep it together.

Garland Texas. Yeah thats my Hood!

by JaCoreySS May 7, 2013

garlic bread

In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?

"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"

by Radclyffe January 1, 2004

Rzepka Glare

a glare that is so intense it causes the recipient to leave and never return.

When she made that stupid joke, i gave her the Rzepka Glare. no one has heard from her since.

by aeronica/smolysee February 7, 2010

hotness glare

the glare that guys/girls get when looking at some nice person for the first time, that usually stops you from looking at them for longer than 1-2 seconds. usually takes repeated interaction with the person to get used to the glare, allowing you to be more comfortable around them

guy: yo dude did u see that nice hunny in our science class?
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.

by jackster1287 September 23, 2010