Ghost Shit 

Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.

Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon

Ghost Shit by ProbleMaker JP April 25, 2020

Ghost ship 

When both characters die but there’s no way in hell that’s going to stop you from writing fanfics

Random stranger : but -—- and -—- are dead!
Me: it’s called a ghost ship darrell.

Ghost ship by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022

Ghost Scent 

When you think you smell someone or something that's not really there.

"dude, it's like Adam's sitting right next to me!"
"I think you're having ghost scent"

Ghost Scent by Helena War May 12, 2010

Ghost stalking

when you don't want to talk to anybody on facebook chat but you want to stalk people so you go offline on chat but you still comment and like things.

I was ghost stalking last night because that guy always trys to chat me when I just want to stalk!

Ghost stalking by coloradomad March 16, 2011

Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.

Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.

Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit by SpaceMountain1 October 12, 2011

Ghost Stalking

(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.

This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time

"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."

Ghost Stalking by CoolShades August 23, 2011

Ghost Snap

When you get a Snapchat notification but open it to find no snaps sent to you.

“Did you send me something? I think I keep getting ghost snaps from you.”

Ghost Snap by SpookyBitch February 24, 2019