Someone who portrays themselves as a business person but lacks the required skills or resources to be one. A ‘suit’ wannabe.
We tried to negotiate with him but it became clear after he couldn’t fulfill his end of the deal that he was just a turtleneck.
Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.
Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.
by SlowAsMolasses March 5, 2019
Get the Turtleneck mug.when you rip off the top of a condom so it is just covering your shaft, while the head gets free reign to bust a nut anywhere. typically used to maximize pleasure and plant your seed without the girl's consent.
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The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!
The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"
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Get the Factory Tight Turtleneck mug.A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.
Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.
by Awes0me_sauCe September 24, 2016
Get the Turtleneck mug.To wrap one's hands around the opponent's neck, simulating that the opponent is wearing a choking turtleneck
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