“Dude, that fitness instructor came over last night and we were moving furniture.”
“The second she dropped her panties I jumped on her and jack hammered her. We were moving furniture.”
“We were moving furniture and I was concerned the people in the room next door were going to call the front desk.”
“The second she dropped her panties I jumped on her and jack hammered her. We were moving furniture.”
“We were moving furniture and I was concerned the people in the room next door were going to call the front desk.”
by ottoh May 1, 2013
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by sam15 October 15, 2013
Get the furnish mug.An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.
To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.
Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.
Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
by Julian Whitby October 18, 2008
Get the Furness mug.A furniture store that black people visit when they are waiting for the bus and white people visit when they are finished shopping at Hobby Lobby but still have time to kill. Rarely does someone enter VCF for the purpose of buying furniture.
Yo foo, it's cold! Let's get our asses up in that value city until the bus comes.
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My good lady, we have made our purchase here at the Hobby Lobby but our movie will not begin for another forty five minutes. Shall we adjourn to Value City Furniture for a brief distraction?
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My good lady, we have made our purchase here at the Hobby Lobby but our movie will not begin for another forty five minutes. Shall we adjourn to Value City Furniture for a brief distraction?
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"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
by Bjasondotcom May 27, 2006
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See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.
"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."
"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."
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