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bacon fundraiser

(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.
I'm going out to grab some food at mall.

Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.
by Captain Ginyu March 2, 2011
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Piss Fenders

Hey Geena, that's a great set of piss fenders you got there!
by N. Culv May 7, 2003
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finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.
"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"
by polo November 29, 2004
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Fender

a guitar company that makes sweet guitars and basses
by skippy October 1, 2003
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Viking Funeral

1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional electronics to the afterlife.

Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:

1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.

The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.

Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
1) When I stopped drooling into my Mac Airbook, I realized it would no longer work. Since I love my Mac so much, I went to a near by lake to give it a Viking funeral.

2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES
by Halvar the Red February 28, 2009
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Fender Lizard

A chick that will do anything to get on the back of a guys motorcycle. (A bike whore)
The girl on the back of Gibson's bike is quite the fender lizard.
by mattgibson October 9, 2012
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fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.
I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.
by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004
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