funter

an ugly female with a lack of breasts and very small nips.
also boy hair (cropped)

geraldine was a right funter. all manly and lezzy like!

by rolab June 3, 2005

fuktard

it is a fuck and a retard wixed together

douglas your suck a fuckin fuktard

by Chody May 27, 2003

futter-wacking

1. An improvized dance move, named after the dance performed by the Mad Hatter in "Alice In Wonderland".

Rozanna and Jacquelyn got their futter-wacking on, on the dance floor last night, after a couple of shots of Patron.

by azupsman March 6, 2010

Futter

The sound your fat makes when you run fast or the wind blows. When the fat flaps and rolls on one’s body move independently from the body. Usually in rapid circular movements.

Alternate: To feel the fat on your body expanding so much that it feels like a tub of butter

I heard my fat futter in the wind as I was running toward the hot dog truck.

by KeiraC June 20, 2008

Futerman

Someone who acts really stupid and talks in a young child voice and often makes up words. However they are somehow really smart and often know more about things than you.

That kid over there is a futerman.

by Dee ranged October 14, 2017

fukkery

To post nonsense, bullshit or to trick or mislead people on a forum

wack-a-mole should be banned for his fukkery, but he's also entertaining with his fukkery so people put up with him.

by jasonbourne_ October 19, 2017

Fuktardian

Gold medal-winning fuktard

For example Fabian makes an Olympic sport out of being a fuktard he is a fuktardian

by Sircooksyaalot June 4, 2021