furfing

Furfing is surfing your friends' friends' profiles on facebook. Often it is limited to browsing pictures of people of the opposite sex. Mostly, it is a bit pervy.

Furfing is not as cool as gurfing.

Ryan spent his days in bed with his iPhone, furfing his best friends facebook profile.

by Ryanus-Cheetus August 22, 2011

fluffing the sheep

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

Fluffing

The act of adjusting artificial Christmas tree limbs or decorations to look fuller, "fluffier" or more realistic after unpacking after storage.

I always make my wife do the fluffing of the Christmas Tree before we decorate it. She is so much more thorough at it.

by PebbleSky March 15, 2016

Fluffing it up

When you fart and use your hands to wave the smell towards your nose

I'm fluffing it up to smell what I ate

by Frankie white August 17, 2016

Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

by BigGCount February 23, 2017

fluffing

When you restock the fridge with delicious, Dankkkk items.

We have to fluff the fridge on the 3rd floor.
Kelson fluffed the fridge yesterday and I cant stop binging!! :(
My mom keep fluffing the kitchen. That's why I ain't moving out mannn...

by toocool4skool522!@ June 12, 2018