fertility

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck

I'm in fertility

by MackSneale February 21, 2017

Fertel

"Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic): nickname from Yiddish fertl ‘a quarter’; perhaps applied to a very small person."

Fertel....jeez

by SaraBF May 24, 2009

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

Fert

noun - when a small fart escapes, but its not loud enough or big enough to be concidered a fart.

"Dude, that was a fert, fart like a real man"

by chuck July 28, 2003

freetard

one who firmly believes in not paying for e.g. software, films, music. Generally an avid proponent of p2p filesharing

Fred thinks Hollywood will make films even if nobody pays to see them. He's such a freetard.

by Paytard October 7, 2008

Fertilizer

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

by coconut man the chosen one May 27, 2006