snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.

This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.

by bad33067 February 05, 2011

Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.

Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record…

by September 27, 2022

fossil brain

you’re a dumbass

you’re a fossil brain

by bussybuttsayeee December 31, 2021

dinosaur fossil

A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.

I'm looking for dinosaur fossils.

by Ritacca February 20, 2023

Old fossil

A really old person who is really annoying.

Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Fossil

A word sometimes used to describe a senior citizen or can be used instead of boomer. ie.ok fossil

Ok fossil

by I has beeffs December 10, 2019

Fossil

The process of being turned to stone by medusa and ejaculating

Did you just get Fossil by medusa

by Mario with an Ak-47 March 14, 2021