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Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.
when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.
by Michael Geico July 25, 2011
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Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.
I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.
by quik406 August 10, 2010
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CHAIR FORCE

A military force of men who specialize in fields that involve sitting on chairs strategically.
CHAIR FORCE: THE ARMY THAT SITS
by CHAIRFORCE2 June 6, 2018
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Hot-footer

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic
"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"
by 2JupitersTooMany May 14, 2009
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fool force

Someone or a group of people who rise to the occasion of acting like a tool in a situation or event that calls for a more serious tone or attitude. Acting like a jackass.
Jen: "Look at those kids from detroit. I can't beleive they showed up to the conference drunk. Don't they realize they can be fired?"

Evan: " Guess not. Looks like they are out in fool force."
by EG Sc July 31, 2007
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free farter

One who lets farts fly without any attempt to conceal them.
Grandma has no shame about dropping loud farts, even when she has visitors over. She's a free farter.
by Big Nu March 11, 2012
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task force tuesday

Tuesdays and Wednesdays the jails are empty because the last of everyone gets out from weekend traffic on Monday. NYPD has to fill the cells up again. So they go around and arrest you for any little thing to make it seem like they're doing work.
It's Task Force Tuesday, the narcs is in the black car...
by luchinii August 18, 2017
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