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poo fright

Being afraid to defecate in response to anxiety or fear that somebody else in the rest room can hear you do your business.
Girl 1 in public restroom to friend: "get out of here, seriously, you're giving me poo fright!"
by CrazySmashers April 21, 2011
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frightening

1.She was frightened and pushed the man away.
2.The man outside the door was frightening to see.
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Tiger stage fright

Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.

The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
by Longhorn17 March 22, 2010
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The Frightened Donkey

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"
by Rygar James November 2, 2006
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Cock-fright

When one has been with the same penis for a long amount of time and is too afraid to get some strange.
Damn bro, only been with Simon this year. I need to get over this cock-fright!
by Lilaaaaaaaaaaaay December 18, 2014
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frightened starfish

Rigid position adopted by a female virgin in preparation for first coital experience.

Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.
"Yeah, it was her first time, so she did the frightened starfish, but after a couple of times she was really cock hungry"
by stevobower February 21, 2005
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frightwave

A collective shock or fear spreading through a crowd.
The gunshot set off a frightwave in the densely-packed concert crowd resulting in a stampede towards the exit gate.
by prik kee noo May 13, 2011
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