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Them: I saw a forg the other day
You: you bastard it’s a frog I’ll choke you
by Krack.Munky77 April 20, 2021
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forging

forging is the action of subjecting yourself to subsequential ejaculations until you reach the point of deliria and loss of bodily function. forging is often described as the opposite of gooning
forg phase 1 is around 25 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will feel immense pain and shoot "blanks".

forg phase 2 is around 50 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will start to become delirious and dehydrated.

forg phase 3 is estimated to be around 100 and is said to be accompanied by black outs, loss of all senses, hallucinations of a being by the name of "forg", and unsubstantiated strength similar to what users of PCP and bath salts experience.
"bro I freaking forged myself into a forg hole last night, forg told me to skin 7 cats and open the portal. I got arrested before I could finish it but you have to finish it for him bro, forg yourself tonight, please im begging! forg will walk again"

"Im never forging again, forg is a lie. I thought it was a way of life but it just drained whatever life I had left out of me. I cant have kids anymore samantha. Ive dried both my reserves one million times over. I chased something that never exsisted."
by CamHamMan January 6, 2025
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Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
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Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
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Forging

When you heat up a sounding rod to a near liquid state and smack your cock with a hammer
I was forging so hard I think I formed Excalibur. It wont come out
by jaundicedman May 20, 2025
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5 forges

“There are only, like, 5 forges, bro
by oofpuppy April 16, 2024
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forged with iron

A noun has something iron in/on it, but it's from smithing.
Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."
by poisonberries December 2, 2021
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