What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Get the I'll forge a rubber check for youmug. FORG: a FORG is an amphibian-like species that can be confused as a frog, but is not. I repeat, its NOT a frog, a FORG can be many things. It can be an amphibian with hair, a plushy FORG, a multicolored FORG and many other things! do not forget this is not a frog. It’s a fucking FORG get it straight.
Person: “hey what is that animal right there on your dresser? Is it a frog? Why does it have hair? And why is it rainbow?”
Person 2: “oh that? It’s not a frog! It’s a FORG, an amphibian-like species, most commonly seen with hair or as a multi colored amphibian, also sometimes containing hair”
Person 2: “oh that? It’s not a frog! It’s a FORG, an amphibian-like species, most commonly seen with hair or as a multi colored amphibian, also sometimes containing hair”
by FORG EXPERT: NOT FROGS GODDA- June 28, 2023
Get the FORGmug. forging is the action of subjecting yourself to subsequential ejaculations until you reach the point of deliria and loss of bodily function. forging is often described as the opposite of gooning
forg phase 1 is around 25 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will feel immense pain and shoot "blanks".
forg phase 2 is around 50 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will start to become delirious and dehydrated.
forg phase 3 is estimated to be around 100 and is said to be accompanied by black outs, loss of all senses, hallucinations of a being by the name of "forg", and unsubstantiated strength similar to what users of PCP and bath salts experience.
forg phase 1 is around 25 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will feel immense pain and shoot "blanks".
forg phase 2 is around 50 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will start to become delirious and dehydrated.
forg phase 3 is estimated to be around 100 and is said to be accompanied by black outs, loss of all senses, hallucinations of a being by the name of "forg", and unsubstantiated strength similar to what users of PCP and bath salts experience.
"bro I freaking forged myself into a forg hole last night, forg told me to skin 7 cats and open the portal. I got arrested before I could finish it but you have to finish it for him bro, forg yourself tonight, please im begging! forg will walk again"
"Im never forging again, forg is a lie. I thought it was a way of life but it just drained whatever life I had left out of me. I cant have kids anymore samantha. Ive dried both my reserves one million times over. I chased something that never exsisted."
"Im never forging again, forg is a lie. I thought it was a way of life but it just drained whatever life I had left out of me. I cant have kids anymore samantha. Ive dried both my reserves one million times over. I chased something that never exsisted."
by CamHamMan January 6, 2025
Get the forgingmug. Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."
by poisonberries December 2, 2021
Get the forged with ironmug. a mix of smart, stupid, pretty, boys and girls. the best seven hours youll ever experience. when you leave, you miss it more than anything
by abcdcbabcdcba October 7, 2017
Get the valley forge middlemug. UEG Member 1: Hey, ya know Forge Labs?
UEG Member 2: Yeah, the Halo and RLCraft guy.
UEG Member 1: Well, apparently he’s Bloodfire. Remember Bloodfire?
UEG Member 2: Who are you- oh. OH.
UEG Member 2: Yeah, the Halo and RLCraft guy.
UEG Member 1: Well, apparently he’s Bloodfire. Remember Bloodfire?
UEG Member 2: Who are you- oh. OH.
by Autobot117 October 25, 2020
Get the Forge Labsmug. A superior type of frog. To the untrained eye, they may look like poorly drawn frogs, but true Forgers can see them for what they truly are: Our almighty rulers.
by ELunatic November 27, 2022
Get the Forgmug.