Lucas Forges

Someone who is Incredibly Handsome, And Also Mixed up with Malewife.

"Damn, look at that Lucas Forges over there!"

by DuckyDuckly November 21, 2021

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

forging

forging is the action of subjecting yourself to subsequential ejaculations until you reach the point of deliria and loss of bodily function. forging is often described as the opposite of gooning
forg phase 1 is around 25 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will feel immense pain and shoot "blanks".

forg phase 2 is around 50 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will start to become delirious and dehydrated.

forg phase 3 is estimated to be around 100 and is said to be accompanied by black outs, loss of all senses, hallucinations of a being by the name of "forg", and unsubstantiated strength similar to what users of PCP and bath salts experience.

"bro I freaking forged myself into a forg hole last night, forg told me to skin 7 cats and open the portal. I got arrested before I could finish it but you have to finish it for him bro, forg yourself tonight, please im begging! forg will walk again"

"Im never forging again, forg is a lie. I thought it was a way of life but it just drained whatever life I had left out of me. I cant have kids anymore samantha. Ive dried both my reserves one million times over. I chased something that never exsisted."

by CamHamMan January 6, 2025

FORG

FORG: a FORG is an amphibian-like species that can be confused as a frog, but is not. I repeat, its NOT a frog, a FORG can be many things. It can be an amphibian with hair, a plushy FORG, a multicolored FORG and many other things! do not forget this is not a frog. It’s a fucking FORG get it straight.

Person: “hey what is that animal right there on your dresser? Is it a frog? Why does it have hair? And why is it rainbow?”

Person 2: “oh that? It’s not a frog! It’s a FORG, an amphibian-like species, most commonly seen with hair or as a multi colored amphibian, also sometimes containing hair”

by FORG EXPERT: NOT FROGS GODDA- June 28, 2023

Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025

Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025

Forging

When you heat up a sounding rod to a near liquid state and smack your cock with a hammer

I was forging so hard I think I formed Excalibur. It wont come out

by jaundicedman May 20, 2025