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Forgeous 

Fucking Gorgeous
Omg she is so forgeous!
Forgeous by ForgeousChic101 March 4, 2011
When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.
"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"
forked by Laura October 9, 2004

forneducation 

Those baby mamas on Maury were not well versed in the lessons of forneducation; you would think that by the fifth test they would've found their baby daddy.

Forgettery

A memory that forgets things almost straight away .... especially names.
She said to him: "I'm sorry. Please remind me what your name is again. I have a forgettery instead of a memory".

Similar to a forgettory.
Forgettery by CheshireMo October 20, 2009

Forced Roasting

Forced Roasting (also known as doing the "Damian") is the concept of trying to forcibly roast someone in an attempt to get attention.

Roasting should be done naturally and only when the opportunity presents itself.
*Phillip updates a status on Facebook*
"Today was a great day!"

Damian comments: Nah it was pretty shit actually.

Luke: Oh there he goes again, doing another "Damian".

Jerome: Man stop trying to do forced roasting!!
Forced Roasting by manoftheyear October 29, 2012

forced smile 

when you want to throw a brick at their face but you have to be nice
Bitchy person thats been in your whole life and is friends with ur friends: can you go away
you: hahaha *forced smile*

in your head: f u, I chuck a brick when u aint lookin

that bitchy person who i was talking about before: *says "bye i love you" to all your friends besides you, then looks at you* bye love you to *forced smile*
forced smile by SaltyTaco May 27, 2015