Fonted

When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.

Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
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(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!

by andyfowler August 21, 2008

4 footer

a 4 foot bong, use to get ballers high, currently in the woods missing his bowl, possibly sufferin from frost bite, caution: only for pro's

how can i have 4 feet of smoke in my lungs?

by douggy November 18, 2002

Twenty Footer

Something that looks good from a distance, but up close it just does not look that good.

Yo, Jim's ho is a good twenty footer but get up close and ouch!
or,
Jim's ride is a good twenty footer but up close it's a rusted roach.

by Surfacenavy March 30, 2009

20 footer

When a girl looks good from 20 feet away, but when you get close to her shes not.

Guy: Yo man check that bitch up there she looks hot.

..a few seconds later..

Other Guy: Ahhh fuck no dude she aint hot.

Guy: Bitch was a 20 footer dawg.

Other Guy: Yeaa wooordd.

by Chase P August 17, 2006

A Ten Footer

A girl that looks really fuckin good about ten feet away but when she gets in eye distance you just want to make up something to get away

See that chick walkin towards us?

Yea DUDE she is fuckin bomb?

(girl walks by)

Dude that chick was a ten footer

Agreed

by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

by James T February 13, 2005

footer

In basketball, a player who is at least seven feet tall.

ROSS: Damn, I didn't know Dirk Nowitzki was a 90% free throw shooter. Isn't he a footer?

PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.

by Jibjibjib March 7, 2012