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Fondangle

To fuck with something.
To mess something up.
Ex: "Yo... why you gonna fondangle my damn Froot Loops!"

or

"Look at ya... all fondanglin' my shit!"
by -Rob aka Xeo-Aesthetic May 19, 2008
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fondudeing

Fondudeing is when guys get together for the sole purpose of fonduing together. The act of fonduing, considered to be at best a co-ed event is the gayest thing a group of guys could do with each other short of a blowjob contest.
Hey, I'm still recovering from my rectal prolapse...think we should get together tonight and do something really gay? I've got it...fondudeing!!
by TheRichfielder November 6, 2010
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Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.
Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.
by Pbaddy May 15, 2010
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Toe-Butt Fondle

To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.
Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."

Guy 2- "DO IT!"

*Fondles*

Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"
by RagTags December 26, 2010
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fondle

touch/cuddle/stroke/played/handled/pet/caress with affection and sexual intentions
by Superific Sheepie June 7, 2005
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Fredericton Fondue

In New Brunswick the male squeezes Cheese Whiz, or another brand of processed cheese spread, into the females rectum. When the cheese has had enough time to warm to body temperature the penis is inserted into the cheese-filled rectum and removed. At this time the cheese-penis is offered to the female and family pets. Not to be confused with the Moncton Mocha-chino.
Last of the Cheese Whiz. Fredericton Fondue tonight?
by Noisy as Dry Buggery September 21, 2010
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Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile
That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.
by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009
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