flasturflate

To masturbate while flustered, usually because you were caught in the act, but you continued anyways.

I was going so hard, but after my mom walked in I just flasturflated.

by Charlie impersonator April 26, 2017

Fluster Cluck

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.

We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.

by vanishingsky September 22, 2006

Fausto

The handsomest, funniest, sweetest, sexiest, best guy ever! He makes me so happy and I'm so glad he's mine! I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH!

I wish I could have a boy like Fausto.

by rdc0trr December 7, 2010

flustered

Being confused, agitated, caught off-guard, tripped up, screwed, chopped, and/or screened before/after being styled on

Brandon got is going to be flustered after I style on him. Meny had some fluster farms chickens for breakfast and now he's all flustered.

by mistamagic November 27, 2012

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Fluctuate

To alter irregularly; to cause to rise and vall or vary irregulary.

The NASDAQ fluctuated from the beginning of the year to the end.

by thomas shinji December 8, 2003

flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.

Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.

by ios37 October 17, 2011