Flub

Fat lazy useless bastard

Chris is a total flub

by Chávez g April 6, 2022

Flub

Flub
Def: Someone who is stupid beyond all comprehension that fails everyone in ways unimaginable.

Ex.1: I asked John to vacuum the carpet and he messed up so bad he made the vacuum start smoking, what a flub!

Ex.2: You flub! I said to start the dishes and what do you do?! You eat three tide pods! Unbelievable shara!

by Mr.fluffleflu April 24, 2018

Flub cock

Extra skin below the cock

Wow my girl wouldn't go down on me because of my flub cock.

by KamKam001 August 16, 2016

Greasy flub

A greasy flub is an occasion in sports when a player scores or gain points after an event of luck, cheating, bad bounces, bad effort, or events that bring laughs. Greasy flub is a jinx to the opposing team and should be yelled when going for a play of that matter above.

"Man that Doyle kid is the king of greasy flubs."

by theDoyle91 April 17, 2012

Flub Gummer

When a person with no teeth mispronounces a word.

Wow I never imagined her to be such a Flub Gummer when she took out her teeth.

by Dm 138 January 11, 2023

FLUB

A fat, lazy, useless bastard.

That boy in my science class is such a FLUB!

by Keepyourhandsoff September 25, 2019

Flub

An incredible person. Extremely kind and will listen to anything you have to say. Doesn't like to use curse words and is the "SFW" friend of your group and is always super funny. Also muscular and always thinks the worse about himself when in reality he's stupid good at everything.

Damn, I wish Flub could come hangout with us!

by NotWqtermelon May 9, 2020