Femtard

Used as a descriptive term for gay men in the lgbt community. Short for female retardation, It is when a man is so gay he not only is attracted to other men, he is also retardant of all females. If a female comes with in contact of a femtard she will ignite into flames.

Example 1
John: Did you hear about the lady that went to the pride march, she got too close to a gay man and she spontaneously combusted.

Jenny: was probs a femtard.

Example 2
Barry: some femtard just suicide bombed a woman's shelter.

Mathew:
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by Terroristsleepercell July 31, 2020

fleather

Faux Leather...the new age posh term for Pleather or fake leather.

awesome fleather couch you got there!

by Dave McCarthy June 6, 2005

Yeet Bon Fleet

When you get so mad that you throw something, but you are tired of saying yeet so instead you say yeet bon fleet. Yeet Bon Fleet originated from a random kid that one day said it, and decided to stick with it. Yeet Bon Fleet can also be described as this:
"Yeet Bon Fleet. Bon is French for good. Yelling Yeet Bon Fleet in a public restroom or McDonalds gives good luck. However, yelling ಈಟ್ ಬಾನ್ ಫ್ಲೀಟ್ ಕೆಟ್ಟದು, or Īṭ bān phlīṭ keṭṭadu, is very bad luck, for it means yeet bon fleet bad.

Hey fam you better not fracking yeet bon fleet my big mac m8 or i swear to fracking frack ill smack your cracker's crack you fat sack of fracking cracky crap. Rhymes, m8.

by Mr McDinguserrill February 23, 2019

fleetwood

n. the very essence of coolness, the apex of awesomeness, the dank of the dank

Guy 1: Let's go get trashed and grab us some bitches.

Guy 2: Fleetwood.

by OrangeTruth April 9, 2005

tuna fleet

the smell of a whole fleet of tuna when "britney" opens her legs

whats that smell, "tuna fleet"? britney close your legs!tuna fleet tuna fleet tuna fleet

by Vajones February 5, 2009

flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

by josh June 18, 2006

yeet fleet

A group of pre-teenage boys wearing Nike and or Adidas clothing yelling "YEET" at the top of their lungs in a public sitting.

"Look at that yeet fleet over there, god they're annoying."
"Did you guys hear about that yeet fleet that had to go to the hospitals because they got fidget spinners stuck up their anuses?"

by androgynousapple May 2, 2018