Close to the flagpole

Term used in the military or government to describe being near a headquarters. The flagpole is often located near this building. Its not someplace most people want to be since it usually involves political infighting, following all rules to the letter and bureaucratic drudgery.

This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.

I've been goofing off way out here but they're moving me close to the flagpole.

by sfmc98 September 30, 2009

flam

not good, bad, shady.

That was some flam shit you did, when you said you were friends with her, then you started talkiing about her when she left.

by hannerkinz July 17, 2009

flagpoling

Allowing your boner to stand straight up, making it visible to all who are around.

Girl 1: "I think he's into you"
Girl 2: "Why?"
Girl 1: "Because he was flagpoling during your entire conversation."

by Jerry C. August 20, 2011

florida flagpole

A guy lays down with a full erection. The partner then commences to sit on said erection, rip off her shirt, and wave it around like a flag in a strong thunderstorm

My woman and I did a Florida flagpole last night, funny thing is, we were actually outside in a strong thunderstorm.

by Rpveeham July 25, 2014

Flagpole wedgie

A hanging wedgie, executed on a flagpole instead of any other object.

I was in the classroom and the teacher had to leave for 5 minutes. We were all sitting there and the girl bully saw my undies sticking out of my pants. She yelled TIGHTY WHITIES. Everyone Jumped at me and stripped me down to completely nothing but White strong tighty whities. They then dragged me by my underwear to the school's flagpole and attached them to the pull string. Then they pulled me all to the top and I Was sky high on a flagpole hanging wedgie. I cried because girls and everyone saw me up there naked only in briefs. I was often fed by the girl bullies but then raised back up. It sucked! I pooped and pissed by underwear like 10 times in 1 minute. 2 Weeks later though a MILF teacher saw me and got me down. I needed counseling. Hanging wedgie nerd is what I am.. A flagpole wedgie..

by Liam72 May 5, 2014

Go fuck up a flagpole

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.

Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!

by 13stewda September 20, 2009

flam

To 'no show' or to stand someone up, usually on purpose and without remorse.
Someone who flams frequently would be called a 'flammer'
Variation - to 'flamboozle'

"Andrew just called and said he can't come to the BBQ because his El Camino won't start...Yeah right! We know he's just sitting at home twiddling his skin flute... He is such a flammer!"

by LUXAPUSS April 17, 2006