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Disel Fitter

1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )
Joe -Hey how long have you been a disel fitter?


Lou-Oh about 20 yrs now.
by troubledemon April 5, 2009
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FitzgerOWNED

To get embarrassed in a football game, similarly to the way Larry Fitzgerald embarrasses his opponents
The Number one defense in the NFL just got FitzgerOWNED in the superbowl
by Miami Gunslinger February 1, 2009
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Scissor Fizzer

v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.

n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.
don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers
by goddamncousin February 21, 2011
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Scott Fitzgerald

What REAL fans call the writer. (Frances) Scott Fitzgerald would certainly have not gone around calling himself F. Scott. He was a writer who had it all: class, charm, genius and alcohol dependence. He loved the bottle, but by god, that's no crime. Scott Fitzgerald helped Hemingway get published with Charles Scribner and Sons, a fact people often overlook. In return, Hemingway treated him like a douche. Scott Fitzgerald is the original rock star writer, making as much as 3,000 dollars for a short story to the Saturday Evening Post (This is in the twenties mind you, so imagine the equivalence in today's economy). He wrote hard, drank harder, and died tragically at forty four in Hollywood.
Tom: "Have you read The Great Gatsby? Scott Fitzgerald sure can write."

Jay: "Yes, I have old sport, but it's no This Side of Paradise
That book was the tits.

Ex.
Guy: "Hemingway is god!"

Girl: "Yes, but he's no Scott Fitzgerald."
by CharlesDarby December 18, 2011
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fiter

Your so fiter and smart, I like the way you are!
by Fred Flintstone December 24, 2006
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Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.
Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave
by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011
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Texas Fizzer

The act of sprinkling sherbet on a ladies anus, then licking it off while wearing a cowboy hat, not to be confused with the Mississippi fizzer
Man 1: Claire was a freak last night! She let me "Texas fizzer" her
Man 2: awwww man that's nasty
by Big dick bart May 23, 2014
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