Fizzers

The tiny balls of fluff, faecal matter & other detritus that form in the arse crack that fizz and breakdown on contact with saliva

"I was eating out my girlfriend's ass last night & got a mouthful of fizzers. A few of them had a solid core of apple pips and chia seeds"

by Crixxus July 19, 2025

fizzer

Australian definition: Something that promised excitement but instead was a disappointment.

That fire cracker was a real fizzer.

by joe_king October 12, 2011

Fizzer

When you pee but also release a fart that lasts the full extension of peeing time.

Man, I just took a fizzer. Aren't you impressed?

by the GOC's July 6, 2016

fizzer

The - usually derogatory, although some fetishes are said to exist - term for a female, or the genitalia thereof, suffering from such a heavy yeast infection that upon ejaculation, the sugar content of semen causes a fizzing effect.

"So how was the party? I heard you and some blonde had chemistry?"
"I'll say. I was so drunk I didn't know she was a fizzer until it was too late."

by Urgomanic May 24, 2010

jizzer fizzer

when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.

that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.

by bramo2 March 17, 2010

fizzer

The 7-11 version of the morning after pill in which a young, promiscuous girl attempts to eliminate the possibility of pregnancy after a sex session sans protection by purchasing a bottle of soda, vigorously shaking said bottle, and then deftly inserting the bottle's opening into the vagina so as to create a soda geyser, meant to flush out any rogue sperm.

After Suzy's escapades in the back seat of Jim's volkswagen, she demanded that he drive her to the store so that she might purchase a fizzer kit

by Emily Rogers November 21, 2004

fizzer

Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best

Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer

by The Greg June 18, 2004