(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.
(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.
(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.
Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!
by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009
frank: anyone want to buy some fireworks?
earl: what have you got?
frank: could get ya rockets for 50quid, they are usually 70quid but my da stole them
earl: who would spend 50quid on fireworks? you're such a wasteman frank!
frank: leave me alone man! just trying to do my job, im a firework seller
earl: what have you got?
frank: could get ya rockets for 50quid, they are usually 70quid but my da stole them
earl: who would spend 50quid on fireworks? you're such a wasteman frank!
frank: leave me alone man! just trying to do my job, im a firework seller
by nimrod09 October 23, 2009
When shit spews out of your ass. It's like fireworks because it just spews out in little brown, green, or yellow sparklets. Sort of like diarrhea, but it comes quickly and it isn't much.
by Wiggz January 16, 2015
when a man pretends he is going to cum inside a woman, usually during anal sex, but at the last minute pulls out and jizzes in her hair and shouts "LOUISIANA!!!"
guy:yesterday me and my gf were having butt sex and i surprised her with some louisiana fireworks. it scared the shit out of her and she couldnt go to work the next day cause of her hair.
friend:congrats!
friend:congrats!
by man-frog-thing August 05, 2009
when you throw a lit cigarette butt onto a wall or sidewalk thusly creating an explosion of flaming ground tobacco resembling a fireworks display
a person of Portuguese descent throws a lit cigarette butt onto a wall and says "Hey! Look! Portuguese fireworks!"
by ayoforyayo August 14, 2008
The act of getting the shits, then proceeding to defecate into a condom. Once this has happened you give the condom to your partner and tell them to blow into it thus expanding the condom and causing it to explode sending bits of shits in every direction but for the majority, the face of the blower.
Also works with any other bodily fluid.
Ex. Cum, Gooch Gravy, Pussy Juice etc.
Also works with any other bodily fluid.
Ex. Cum, Gooch Gravy, Pussy Juice etc.
Joe: Dude, I heard Matt gave Madeline a African Firework last night.
Zac: That is one shitty mess... literally.
Zac: That is one shitty mess... literally.
by OnEsIcKpErV May 22, 2011
A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.
They were not disappointed.
They were not disappointed.
by scodder June 05, 2010