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In Vitro Fertilization

Conservatives are coming after it but fret not...
Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
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Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"
by anonymous June 30, 2024
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babylonian fertility goddess

an instant panty dropper, only the upper echelon of onlyfans subscribers are capable of pulling this one off, you come off like a mysterious bad boy daddy deluxe and the girls can't get enough of your monster
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Jock: OH baby~ I want your Babylonian Body for myself I will donate 200 dollars to you my queen
Babylonian Fertility Goddess: Oh ho ho! How scrumptious, I tip my fedora to you my delightful king
by Gasstationtweaker July 22, 2023
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Fertility Goddess

A fertility goddess is a type of female with big breasts, wide hips, and a big phat ass, as well as a youthful appearance. Overall an extremely appealing design, mimicking what attributes a fertility goddess would have in many religions. While exceptionally rare, they're rarely worth it.
David: Hey, look at that girl over there
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass
by BrowntonioBrown August 15, 2023
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I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.
*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Sl00shi October 4, 2023
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Fertile

Slang for "Cool" especially in reference to a person.
Damn, did you see Castaway? Tom Hanks is so fertile!
by TomHanksLuvr April 18, 2024
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Fertilization

You put your lips together in an interlocking dance, while one member of the party spits and gags up their own egg into their partner's mouth womb. At that moment, the other participating fertilizee will fertilize the egg before relocating the now fertilized egg into their mouth womb and back into the egg chamber
Person A: Let's partake in Fertilization
Person B: Daddy Chill
by Chaostoad July 1, 2022
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