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penguin felcher

Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.
Mark is a real penguin felcher.
by Pat the felcher May 20, 2006
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Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop
"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"
by Blake Dremmel February 13, 2008
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discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.
Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.
by Half Full September 3, 2010
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Felcher

When a man jizzes in a woman's asshole and slurps it out with a straw.
I'll give you a felcher for $3.95.
by harrison roger September 11, 2003
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Felching

The act of ejaculating into your partner's rectum and then sucking it out and spitting it into their mouth.
Miss Felching really lived up to her name!
by Testacleez August 15, 2009
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Penor Felching

when a man fucks a woman in the ass, cums inside her, then pulls out hes dick and holds it under her ass as she squeezes out the cum on hes dick. Then makes her suck hes dick clean and swallow it
While doing my girlfriend in the ass last night, i decided to finish up inside her, then noticing she was dripping, i decided to make her squeeze it all over my dick, then i made her suck and lick it all clean, oh how i love penor felching
by giggla! July 25, 2010
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Felcher

When a gay man "CJ" spunks up another mans ass "HOBO OF STREET" and then sucks it back out through a straw and swallows it.
CJ-i'll give u a felcher for £1.99
HOBO-i can't afford that
CJ-No i'll pay u i'm desperate
by give me more March 11, 2004
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