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Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).
'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017
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Weinsteined

The act of encouraging others to remove their clothes or forcefully removing their clothes for them. Then proceeding to touch them until you make them cry and question life altogether.
"Dude, did you hear about Jack?"
"Kevin Spacey totally Weinsteined him!'
by CallumRB December 13, 2017
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Einstein

Adjective
Someone who is very clever, practically a genius.
M: does something clever as usual
M: I’M SO EINSTEIN
by einsteinmek March 5, 2021
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Jeinstein

A ship name for the world's best ship: Jonathan and Einstein from the play/movie "Arsenic and Old Lace."
Person 1: Omg! It's my OTP, Jeinstein!
Person 2: Wait, you ship Jonathan and Einstein too? You're so poggers!
by A_Pog_Stranger_On_The_Internet January 31, 2022
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pull a Weinstein

To back someone into a corner and pleasure oneself
I warned my friend her coworker may try to pull a Weinstein.
by Juxieyjoker October 11, 2017
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Finestein

Oh my god, I would fuck that maths geek so hard... what a Finestein!
by Albert Finestein May 14, 2011
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Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)

Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.
J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.
by Fatrstankboy October 14, 2012
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