Fedexed

When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.

"why do you have bruises Hailey?" "Oh Damian fedexed me last night"

by Anniemisery December 1, 2019

FedEx

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

by Rainiered September 15, 2021

FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.

My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021

fedex

fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases

user: no way is that fedex???

fedex:k

by fedex420 May 11, 2022

FedExican

Any proud FedEx employee, any race, creed, sexual orientated.

Any FedEx employee can call themselves a FedExican no matter where they are from.

This is Ty, Trent, Jason and Moody, they're FedExicans from Michigan

by Bowtyr1 June 20, 2022

Fedex

Fat ass

Damn, you’re a fedex!
You have a big fedex!

by Iloveurbandict October 8, 2022

FedEx

Short for vacation

I’m on my way to FedEx

by Rdeano19 November 29, 2022