Fasterisking

The (often irritating) habit of swearing online but inserting asterisks in place of letters thereby trying to give the (false) impression of self-control.

"I wish they would all f*ck off", "boll*cks" and "b*gger" are all examples of fasterisking.

by arch arrow March 18, 2011

Buster-Mc-Flystead

A general term for the combination of boy bands such as Busted, McFly, Son of Dork, Elliot Minor etc.

Guy 1: Hey, dyou wanna listen to some music?

Guy 2: Woah! No Thanks! All your CD changer has is a load of Buster-Mc-Flystead!

by CHaZaa September 1, 2009

Fapsterpiece

A combination of the words fap and masterpiece. Generally held to be an excellent example of materials that can be used to masturbate.

(friend booty dancing on skype)

Me: You should do that for your boyfriend. it would be fapsterpiece.

by NYCtyisweriwnt2b June 6, 2011

fastesio

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.

Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

Faster

Literally the god of baldness

You need to stop making these so good so I can hate you more, faster >:| - BaldBoyHalo

by Do not type turtle April 20, 2020