fatstagram

When a person crosses the threshold of weight gain in which their past photos on their instagram are no longer recognizable as their current self. This causes them to delete all of their photos and replace them with current (fat) photos in a very short period of time.

Did you see all of Jessie’s posts this week? She’s definitely making her fatstagram.

by noodleshowz April 23, 2021

to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 16, 2021

fartistic

A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.

A toilet seat picture frame.

by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005

Fatastasize

(fu-tass-ta-size); the spreading or growing of fat cells in the body caused by the onset of too much food being eaten; the growing of fat cells in the body after eating too much; the process of food becoming fat cells in your body;

Now that I ate the whole pie, I need to lay down and let it fatastasize in me" or "I ate so much that all I can do now is lay here and fatastasize.

by Word Johnson June 29, 2011

Fatastic

People (or animals) that are hilariously fat and are therefore extremely amusing.

Dr. Phil: Welcome our fatastic guest Abby. She weighs 650 pounds and was air lifted into our studio this morning.

Abby: Thank you Dr. Phil for having me on your show. I would like to give a shout out to my fatastic husband and fatastic family.

by Fatastic Abby July 30, 2006

fattist

Someone Predjudiced against Fat People.
Or who feels detested at the sight of these sores upon the eye, who feel it is pish these bastards cost us our taxes to pay for their treatment for cholestorol on the NHS when all they need is to spend a week with some starving africans.Who continually whinge about there weight and do nothing about it and who where revealing close when they should be locked away.

"aww rank" Man Upon Spotting a Fatty on the bus

"Your Fattist you bastard" Fatty says to man

"No I think you'll find ur the Fattest" Man On Bus

by trubru91 February 4, 2007

Fatitas

A banging pair of breasts (tits) that don't classify as they belong to a fat chick.

Jack: they're some banging fatitas you got there!
Charlotte: Whats fatitas?
Jack: Basically your fat but those titties make up for it!

by JRACEMB July 1, 2011