Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.

"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Fatista

A beautiful fat woman who isn't afraid to throw her weight around and views her fat as attractive, flattering and fabulous. She refuses to accept society's prescribed formula for beauty and rocks her fat pride with spirit.

Them: "You've put on weight."
A Fatista: "I know, isn't it fabulous!"

Them: "Are you really going to eat all that?"
A Fatista: "Yes, and anyone who tries to stop me."

by Fat!So? July 19, 2010

fatista

A overweight woman whos wordrobe consists of clothing typically worn by women of a slimer build. Typically mexican.

I usually see a lot of fatistas at state fairs.

by Demati June 25, 2009