fake ass friend

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.

"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!

by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

Fake friends

These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.

My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Fake depression

Usually middle schoolers would do this for attention by faking mental illnesses. Always post on their Snapchat story DHMU, only the real ones would know, always uses the 💔😕 emojis also uses Simpson edits to show their “depression” And denies when confronted about it. And don’t forget this one, they always like to date people then break up with them then post a heartbroken emoji on their story.

Every middle schooler on their story,”Don’t hit me up I need time to think, only the real ones would know.” A.K.A Fake Depression

by @andyloll2 August 3, 2019

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

by Fractus January 24, 2018

Jesper Fahey

SPOILERS

A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn

Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah

by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

fake-organized

when your room looks neat and clean, but in reality under your couch/bed, and in your closet (or other hiding nooks) is an absolute atrocity. usually occurs with people who were once organized but no longer have the time anymore.

"your room doesn't even look any different after 8 hours?"
"hah nope because usually my room is fake-organized but there is a ton of crap under my couch and in my closet..but no its 'real'-organized"

by holymoleydood August 6, 2009

Zigi is Fake

This term relies on a couple who relies on too much media attention.

All zigi does is walk in and out buildings, zigi is fake.

by I love the dictionary! May 27, 2017