Failureness

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.

Failureness might be a key to success.

by Macky Chauhan June 4, 2018

failure to appear

What a ghost or genie gets charged with if it doesn't materialize when commanded to do so.

In Shakespeare's play "Henry The Fourth", Glendower boasts that he has the power to "call spirits from the vasty deep", to which Hotspur sarcastically retorts, "Why, so can I, or so can any man --- but will they come when you do call for them?" He should have added, "And if they do not, canst thou prosecute them for 'failure to appear'?"

by QuacksO October 7, 2020

Failer

someone who's cool and magistic .

Guy 1 : that guy is so cool and handsome .
Guy 2 : he's a failer .

by verytrustworthy1 May 19, 2022

failureology

The study of a person or persons that haven't earned a PhD in medicine at age 2 (better known as failures).

"I am an expert in failureology"

by Nebuwula November 28, 2022

Mc.Failure

Getting a crap meal/crap service/general failure in a fast food restaurant.

Person 1: Man my meals sucks
Person 2: Such Mc.Failure

by Stomper247 March 9, 2009

parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.

Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.

by staggosaurus December 8, 2010

IM A FAILURE

The truth

Dude Im a failure

by Loserthatdeservesnothinginlife October 22, 2022