Fail

The Glorious lack of success

A baseball player swings at a ball and the ball instead hits him in the groin. FAIL!

by elliott113 February 15, 2008

fail gail

The worst lady on the earth

How was your driving test?
I failed😔
Ohh shit did u have fail gail?
Yup I didn’t even do anything wrong

by Fuckabeatiwastrynabeatherface April 27, 2019

Fail, win

When something supposedly bad happens, and then it ends up being something positive and a win.

Frank: Aww man my back hurts and I have to play football.
George: I'm gonna tackle that injured kid.
Frank: Holy Shit I just got tackled, but my back somehow is much better: fail, win.

by Taccoguy August 16, 2009

Caden Fail

when someone wants to say something over text or facebook chat in CAPS but the last letter comes out as lower case.

Richard: well i g2g, see you tomorrow.

Lola: BYEEEEEe

Richard: wow BYEEEEEEe <--- total caden fail.

by sldavis44 July 10, 2010

stair fail

when someone is walking up or down the stairs and they badly predict where the next step is causing them to miss the step and fall down provoking laughter to the person behind them.

that was the best stair fail ive ever seen!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

failopoly

A monopoly that results in a large amount of fail for the consumer.

Rogers charge 80 bucks a month for data. I'm sick of this failopoly.

by John_ June 20, 2008

failow

To follow (for example, on Twitter) someone you disdain in order to witness their contemptible behavior.

I used to failow Jesse James before he shut down his Twitter account.

by red lami April 4, 2010