When your internet is so much of an epic fail, that it can only be described as failternet.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.
The word was first coined by Rakey.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.
The word was first coined by Rakey.
by StillGoldenHeart July 24, 2009
Get the Failternet mug.When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
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The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.
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Get the failure mug.Teacher: What's the square root of 81
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007
Get the Failed Nerd mug.a flailer is that guy you might have seen like at the convenient store, he bounces when he walks, and kinda spins when he turns a corner, he over exaggerates his movements... like digging extra extra deep into his pocket while reaching for change... (you know you've seen the type, the fidgety meth-head) that dudes a flailer.
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(Bald midget prostitute walks by)
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
by Sketchead October 24, 2009
Get the Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert mug.On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.
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