Fackard

One who was born without a sphincter.

I can't control when I poop because I am a fackard.

by Alex Carlson October 13, 2003

Faiyaz

A person that leads or help.

"Leader" "helper" "Arbiter" "Judge" "Aesthetic" “Faiyaz”.

by Ndyuuioott444 March 11, 2021

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 6, 2010

Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009

faiza

Faiza is the name of a very beautiful and intelligent woman.

Muneeb thinks Faiza is very hot and wants to marry her.

by faiza April 15, 2005

Faizaan

sexy, sweet, funny, caring, can make people feel very stupid, but can also say the right things at the right time, compassionate, smart, great talker...major P.I.M.P,and great with the ladies

Faizaan is the greatest guy EVER... :)

by anonymous January 5, 2005

Fakas

Hawaiian slang for Fuckers (English)

Fuh-Kass

Hopefully you fakas understand what I'm saying.

by Limp DaggerDick October 30, 2018