Facial Bird Bath

A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.

Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....

by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009

Fabian

Fabian has a big horse cock and get all the bitches with real fat butts

Fabian is a big man with a big dick

by bigpayout November 29, 2021

Fabian

Fabian is a male boy. Such a cute and cuddly boyy. In Spanish he is a little teddy bear. He is the warmest and cutest guy you'll meet. His hugs will melt you. Falling in love with him is the best feeling. His brown eyes and curly long eyelashes will stun you. His hair is curly and soft, you will not stop thinking about those curls. A Fabian will give you cute small kisses and will usually play with you're hair.

"Damn! Jerry is so strong and hot, but John is such a Fabian!"

by kikoiscool November 15, 2017

fadablin

Extremly fabulous to the X factor.
Orginally found in a Lunchables commercial but made oh so much more.

Man, those pants are kick ass fadablin!

oh really thanks man...your face is ultra fadablin

hm...^^ *make out session*

by Brieanna L March 5, 2008

Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

Fadeaway

When you slip on your own piss in the bathroom while still trying to make it in the toilet

“I slipped on my own piss” “did you hit the fadeaway” “hell yeah dude”

by Blake080304 October 9, 2019

Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.

When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.

by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009