facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

by lmk34 May 13, 2009

Facestalk

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.

You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.

by Danizilla January 16, 2010

Facespionage

Spying on people using Facebook, similar to Myspying.

"Dude I'm so bored, I'm just doing some Facespionage to kill some time."

by Tarvioli March 17, 2010

Facespam

E-mail that you don't want to read because it's just notifications from Facebook but you have to otherwise you'll keep thinking you have important unread email.

Person 1: Whoa dude you have a lot of contacts.
Person 2: No it's just Facespam.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks.
Person 2: Dude! My girlfriend broke up with me via Facespam!
Person 1: Oh, damn it...are you Mark Zuckerburg in disguise?

by aman13 January 22, 2011

ghetto faries

The legend of the ghetto faries is about faries that wander the streets at night cleaning the curbs of presumably valuable garbage. People place their old furniture, appliances and other unwanted items on the curb at night. The faires are said to take the items before the garbage collectors or Salvation Army can pick them up.

I put some old furniture, appliances & clothes out for the Salvation Army to pick up, but the Ghetto Faries took it all before they could get here.

by metaball January 5, 2011

primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.

I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.

by Juicy Meat February 18, 2008

sex faces

the faces made while having good sex - considered sexy when these faces are made by the female

"All the faces she be makin when I'm in it
Make a nigga feel like he doin somethin" - Too $hort from Scarface's "Fuck Faces"

by that dozen April 30, 2005