The act of hijacking someone's Facebook profile update to argue over a point or political statement made in aforementioned update.
Friend X: Well, if you look at Glenn Beck's site, he clearly states the facts, blah, blah, blah
Friend Y: Glenn Beck is an idiot yadda, yadda, yadda
Friend Z: Guys, can you take your Facebattle private? I was just trying to tell everyone how bad the line was @ Shangri-la!
Friend Y: Glenn Beck is an idiot yadda, yadda, yadda
Friend Z: Guys, can you take your Facebattle private? I was just trying to tell everyone how bad the line was @ Shangri-la!
by KevNemo September 8, 2009
Get the Facebattle mug.To stalk someone on facebook using the pictures and info tabs on their profile. Some people will have adresses and cell phone numbers and screen names so it is really easy to stalk them. To get the definition of these people, see retard.
Dude 1: DUDE! I totally just sent this babe a friend request on facebook and she accepted it!
Dude 2: And?
Dude 1: She totally had her TWO cell phone numbers on there with her screen names from AIM, Skype, and MSN. Oh! She also had her adress on there and she lives right next to me! This is gonna be my third facebalk this month!
Dude 2: Dude, it's only the 5th.
Dude 1: Dude, I know!
Dude 2: I can smell a gang bang in the distance.
Dude 2: And?
Dude 1: She totally had her TWO cell phone numbers on there with her screen names from AIM, Skype, and MSN. Oh! She also had her adress on there and she lives right next to me! This is gonna be my third facebalk this month!
Dude 2: Dude, it's only the 5th.
Dude 1: Dude, I know!
Dude 2: I can smell a gang bang in the distance.
by IxSuperTrampxI July 16, 2009
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A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.
A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:
Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
by KumquatKing October 4, 2013
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Get the facebabies mug.The act of getting on to your wive's, husband's, boyfriend's, girlfriend's or pal's Facebook profile, (whether you have one yourself or not) to post something, for communication or just plain impishness.
by RBRaleigh November 24, 2009
Get the Facebacking mug.Similar to a douchebag, a word made from conjoining the famed "your face" insults and the conotations of bag that have been brought on by the word douche bag. A word both insulting in nature and pretty ridiculous. Try it on your friends!
by Fredrick Southingston December 29, 2008
Get the FaceBag mug.Dude! You have over 1000 facebase. WTF? Do you KNOW these people?
So I was facebasing late last night and realized that my new date might have history with 6 of my facebase. Wonder if I should not accept the friend request to keep things cool?
Can I add him to my facebase?
Have you talked to him more than twice ? If not
it could look like you are stalking.
So I was facebasing late last night and realized that my new date might have history with 6 of my facebase. Wonder if I should not accept the friend request to keep things cool?
Can I add him to my facebase?
Have you talked to him more than twice ? If not
it could look like you are stalking.
by Eiger2 April 20, 2010
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