shit for tits

not being able to do anything, an insult to a awkward or clumsy person.

something usless

You can't do shit for tits Mike

this computer is a bunch of shit for tits

by mike mccord July 6, 2008

shit for breathe

an insult to a person....perhaps implying that their breathe does indeed smell of shit! otherwise used as an offhand comment to someone u dislike

wot the hell you do that for shit breathe??

by white_boi May 4, 2004

Take your head for a shit

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.

Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

by The Galavanters June 20, 2009

shit for lube

lubing up your dick by fucking a loose butt hole, then immediately fucking her pussy

I bucked her ass so hard she shit all over my dick, so then I used her shit for lube, and crammed it in her pussy until I nutted like a racehorse

by butchmanley April 28, 2017

Shit for brains

when you don't have a clue of what your doing

Damn! Bob this is so easy... But apparently not cause you have shit for brains.....

by purde June 9, 2018

Shit for brains

Scott Morrison

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is a classic example of shit for brains

by Retrovertigo April 14, 2020

SHIT FOR BRAINS.

The tremendous amount of intelligence from FECES as MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG knew this so he patented the name FECESBOOK too.

Amazing the FACES ON FECES and they are there and so are their DEEP THINKING SHIT FOR BRAINS. and you will never know how complex the thoughts are

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 24, 2021