fondle-cong

Term of endearment for a male friend.

Girl to guy: "Hey fondle-cong, I love you. Now let's go get drunk"

by fivefingerslap December 6, 2006

Fondle your asshole

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

by Mblue March 23, 2011

fondle the back wall

when a woman's vagina is so shallow that the tip of your dick touches her vagina wall.

that bitch is hot! i think i'll fondle the back wall tonight!

by Box breaker October 23, 2008

fondle your dondle

A term used when one male decides he wants to be more than just friends with his best bud who is also a boy, despite having a perfectly good gf who suffices 100%.

Antoine texted his friend Mathius that he really wanted to "fondle your dondle".

by Bleepbloop123 June 15, 2011

fondle my tossle

What u say to ur bitch.

Jenny totally fondled my tossle last night.

When my girl fondles my tossle i get so hard.

Fondle my tossle bitch!

by DJ Buss May 29, 2010

Belly button fondling

When someone takes their finger and wiggles it around your belly button for an awkward sensation. Sometimes can be a turn on if you are into that kind of thing.

Carter was belly button fondling Faith who stared in horror at her stomach and looked away.

by Sheldaflamer November 7, 2017

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009