by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the fattress mug.A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
by Thelastnormalpersonintheworld October 7, 2013
Get the fattie page mug.Food associated with obesity, particularly soda, junk food or anything containing high fructose corn syrup.
Actually, we do subsidize vegetables like corn, but then it just gets turned into fattie feed anyway.
by fattiefeeder April 2, 2008
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A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.
Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.
A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.
Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.
by ChloeV124 December 16, 2016
Get the Fatterooba mug.A very large fat person at the top of the food chain and hierarchy. They need to eat a lot of food, so they tend to eat other fat people so they can live. They are very dangerous, they can be found at walmart, water parks, public shower rooms and mcdonalds. They fight for food, and usually the winner eats the loser. Fateaters can be up to 8 feet tall and are at least 500 pounds, we do not yet know their maximum weight. They can attack by crushing others with their weight, they also bite, and some can swallow you whole.
Oh shit dude thats a big Fattyeater!
There's another one!
Shit, they are fighting, that one just swallowed the other one whole!
The Fattyeater really is a dangerous species.
Ah shit it saw us!
Run!
It's rolling!
It's catching up!
Ahhhh! It's eating me!
Rip bob
There's another one!
Shit, they are fighting, that one just swallowed the other one whole!
The Fattyeater really is a dangerous species.
Ah shit it saw us!
Run!
It's rolling!
It's catching up!
Ahhhh! It's eating me!
Rip bob
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