Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Nigga Excuse

a Nigga Excuse is just like a regular excuse, but is dumbed down into a form of Niggadome. Nigga excuses often stem from, but are not limited to, Nigga moments, i.e Nigga situations, which then require nigga excuses. Nigga excuses often times only make since to Niggas and the Niggas that come up with them.

Example of Nigga Excuse

Man 1 : " Yea i shot dat nigga!"
Man 2 : " Why?"
Man 1 : " dats nigga stepped on my fresh Jordan's" " I had just bought 'em"
Man 2 : " Word man, I would've did the same thing"

( Man 1 & Man 2 share fist-bump)

by Afrotastic June 27, 2010

excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

by Al October 14, 2003

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

excuse you

What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "

You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:

"Excuse you!"

You get pissed and say:

EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!

by Excuse me! January 14, 2004

excuse my french

1. To pardon one's self of foul language.
2. To pardon one's self of going against the grain of social establishment, political correctness, fundamental beliefs, or popular culture.

Pardon my french, but I dont really like shopping at the Gap.

by Reverend Chaos September 5, 2003

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008