essexly

a random misspelling but funny word for exactly.

jasey: dude, i flirt with erre one. but i only mean it if i'm like, doing the person...
devin: ESSEXLY!

by deweezy April 2, 2010

Essex girl

cheap, easy, loud and dumb

dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick

by g September 17, 2003

essex

A county in the South East of England, it is known predominantly for sales of Ford Escorts, and the additional "mods" that make these vehicles "tits". Heavily populated with Essex Girls, a civilisation all of their own, surviving mainly on the water content of alcopops and ingesting mainly proteins, ahem. Essex Boys are known for their smugness, usually because they get laid with far more frequency than their Northern counterparts.

"Oh mah gaaaawd dat car iz teeeetz dude. 'E must be such a geeza. Dyew fink e'll let me blow 'im? I 'ope so cuz aym kinda 'ungry innit. Ahhhhhhhh sale at Burberry! teeeeeeetz!"

by Ms Kate November 28, 2004

joey essex

THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE! he is soooo gorgeous and... REEM so hot his hair clothes and even shoes everything about him is👌 every girl should/loves him! Every girl should be aloud to kiss him before they die. He is fucking gorgeous like.

Girl: Omg like I'm well jel of joey Essex gf that should be me

Girl #2: I know what you mean babes

Example 2

Girl: I stuck some more Joey pictures on my wall today

Girl #2 he Is a minger.

Girl: sorry we are not friends anymore.

by Sassy unicorn April 20, 2014

Essex girl

A bird who can get fucked by any bloke in romford if she so wants,but probably all ready has been fucked by every bloke in romford,and gets hammered in doors before going out,on cheap wine just to save on cash...the tight bitches!

"hey dave,i aint had a bunkup for ages,shall we go down romford have a fight and pull a few whores(Essex girls)?"

by gilz July 5, 2006

Essex Kiss

Fellatio (blow job for all you people who dont know lol): so called the Essex Kiss because it is the trademark of the Essex Girl. Usually perfomed by a drunk or plain sluttish Essex girl on any old random she meets in jacs.

"i went to jacs last night and got essex kissed on the dancefloor by some tramp"

by dierdre January 11, 2009

ESSEX

OK. I COME FROM ESSEX AND I LIVE IN BASILDON, WHICH IS KNOWN AS CHAV TOWN SOMEWHERE BUT ESSEX IS NOT ALL FULL OF CHAVS AND SLUTS!!! :@
ok you do get some chavs but u get that everywhere. TO THE PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL YOU GET ISYOUNG KIDS IN FAKE BURBERRY CAPS WELL EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT CENTURY ARE THEY LIVING IN???? i havnt seen a burberry cap in years and to top it all off there are some normal people ok???

maggie smith comes from essex and shes really a chav isnt she?

by BECKY :D January 13, 2008