Neverending math Equation

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

by obie March 27, 2006

notification elation

the temporary high achieved when you receive an abnormally large number of facebook notifications

Note: the notification can be due to real activity on your profile (such as a picture comment or wall post), fake activity on your profile (such as a group of people having a conversation on one of your photos), or no activity (such as a friend used an annoying application like "compare people" and you were notified for some reason)

I got extreme notification elation when I logged onto my facebook and saw that 78 people had commented on my newly posted picture... I had no idea that many people looked at my albums!!

I was happy to the point of notification elation when 53 notifications popped up on my facebook homepage--but I was majorly disappointed when I saw that all of them were because some bitch tagged me in a shitload of random photos.

by DanaCath February 20, 2009

Physical Education

a subject the government forces kids to do in order to 'keep fit.'
when in reality, it is just an excuse to hire stupid people who couldn't make it as a refuse collector, to teach.

This should be demoted to an extra curricular activity as it is an excuse for all the dumb people (who think fitness is everything and will get them a job) to enjoy themselves. If they want to do it, do it after school, or let me take a big axe into the lesson so it can become more fun.

wow, i be da loves of da P.E doesn't u, yo, init

*smack*

ow man why you be hittin' me init

*bang*

*sound of person going everywhere*

by Walnut March 3, 2004

equation boy

someone who wears a respectable suit but listens to RnB music. he also works a 52 hour day in morrisons.which means that his day is 2 and 3 quarters longer than yours! hes a mathematician you see. he can work stuff out real good!

hohoho.the windspeed is 10000 kmp.
o dear. this pint does not have anough beer in it.
o no....i just spilt mustard on my suit...
o dear. o no.

by bob dylan May 6, 2005

liberal education

Taking classes that you will never need in life, taught by professors who think that their class is ALL you need in life.

I'm going to be a lawyer, but my Geology 101 professor's syllabus makes me believe he is under the impression we are all going to be rock scientists. Liberal education at its finest.

by LakerPhan October 8, 2007

cougar equation

a means in which to determine a true cougar. one must take her age, divide by two, add seven.

to be a "true cougar" a forty year-old woman would have to date a male 27 years old (or younger). by doing the cougar equation we take her age (40), divide by two (20, and add seven (27).

by awesome laurel April 15, 2008

education

an illusion

I staggered towards the oasis in the desert, but it turned out to be an education, and i died of thirst.

by ^__^ May 4, 2003