emergency air drop

taking a poo while suspending yourself over the toilet, whether it be by holding onto the sides of the cubicle or hanging from the roof.

jordan wanted to impress his friends so he hung onto the roof and took an "emergency air drop"

by builtlikeabrickshithouse December 3, 2011

beer emergency

The condition in which no more beer is present for consumption.

Dude, we've got a fucking beer emergency, go collect some money from people. We need to go on a beer run immediately.

by mstrOfDisaster July 6, 2006

Emerald Sword

1. A weapon of great power.
2. The subject of Rhapsody's song, "Emerald Sword"
3. An object with the glory, the power, to win the black lord.

For the king, for the land, for the mountains, for the green valleys where dragons fly, for the glory, the power, to win the black lord, i will search for the Emerald Sword!

by Atog April 30, 2005

Elmer's Glue

A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.

John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.

(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.

by bryri February 27, 2010

Emerald Isle

The great land of Ireland, known for its tranquil, dark green countryside.

From the plane, my father saw the Emerald Isle far below.

by TarkanAttila22 August 18, 2009

emerald

What villagers get when scamming you

Man this villager just gave me 1 emerald for 600 wheat,i got fucking scammed!

by IAmTheRolo July 7, 2019

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019