Elmscotch

Wearing odd socks, showing how lazy you are at getting dressed

Martin: show me your socks
*Dave rolls up trousers revealing odd socks
Martin: *hands against face in shock
Elmscotch!!

by Vitamindave August 13, 2019

elmo

A red fuzzy creature that loves to touch and be touched by children of all ages

Wow look at elmo...is he touching that kid again

by quack cluck cluck August 19, 2006

Tickle Me Elmo

The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face

That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the tickle me elmo.

by Don'tWorryAboutIt December 8, 2007

elmophobia

The irrational fear of the Sesame Street character Elmo.

Elmo was in my nightmares last night. I think I have elmophobia.

by Brucetheturtle January 23, 2015

Elmer Fudd

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.

Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.

by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010

elmogonzo

1. Legend. Mutant cross-breed of elmo and gonzo, resulting in a round-headed, long-beaked, red and blue fluffy creature often found flying around the universe wearing a cape, or else under your bed stalking you. In short, an awesome little super hero dude.

2. Can be used in place of lexical items such as 'legend', 'dude', 'superhero', 'genius' etc.

Ryan: Dude, I totally aced that paper.
Yaz: Wow. You's such an elmogonzo, duuuude.
Ryan: Why, thankyou my friend.
Yaz: You're welcome. Now, shalst we dine on some caviar??

by Frazzle-Razzle January 13, 2010