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Elvis Presley

Oh man Adam Elvis Presley'd on the toilet
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Elvis Presley

A great entertainer who glorrified black music. He caused tyrades with women fans with the gyration of his hips (which were band from showing from the waste down on 50's tv due to its sexual conotations).

He starred in several movies and had one daugther.

Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and peanut butter sandwiches. His weight blew up to over 300.

He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.

In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.

He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of prescription drugs and fatty foods.

His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.
Elvis mixed country and R&B together. He made the mainstream appreciate watered down black R&B music.
by Mr. Dwayne July 18, 2005
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Elvis in the bathroom

To die in the bathroom, usually the result of a life of long term excess.
Another supermodel did an Elvis in the bathroom.

Crazy Bob did too many ludes, lucky I walked in on him or he would have done an Elvis in the bathroom.
by Joe Iron January 21, 2008
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Elvis' leg

Female physical reaction upon reaching climax.
The effect on a young lady's lower limb upon reaching the finale of a romantic encounter.
This will only occur if the young lady in question is standing upright...there also usualy follows a short "uh huh huh"..lending the illusion that an impression of the King is being attempted, hence "Elvis' leg"
by chris grounds December 11, 2006
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elvis has left the building

The words that appear when you kill all of the elvis impersonators in GTA2.
elivis guys: Thank you. Thank you vary much.
me: (pulls out uzi)

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
by Is this name used? March 12, 2007
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Elvis' mum

The mother of Elvis, the King of rock and roll. Because Elvis' mum is relatively unknown in her own right, she can be used to illustrate the lies or exaggerations told about others when the audience is unlikely to know the truth. When somebody exaggerates about themselves or others, an overblown claim about Elvis' mum can be used to show up the speaker as the rotter they are.
I could eat a thousand burgers, me.

Well, Elvis' mum could eat a billion spare ribs at one sitting. She once ate an entire horse. Not many people know it but that's actually where the phrase 'I could eat a horse' came from, Elvis' mum said it just before eating a horse.
by Banjo Bean July 12, 2006
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elvis sighting

To think you see somebody you know from afar.
"Maria! Maria" I called to the lady walking down the street. Ooop! My bad. Elvis sighting.
by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004
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